The Mysterious Case of Blue Waffle Disease

Blue Waffle Disease – so what’s a blue waffle and where can you get some? Not so fast hungry hippo, these are not the waffles IKEA or a bed & breakfast would be proud to serve.

 

 

A Mother’s Plea about Blue Waffle Disease

There is something I haven’t mentioned yet. The author of this page (me) is actually a concerned mother that fell for the Blue Waffles hoax. The first time I heard it, I thought my daughter caught it because she showed me her inner thigh was turning blue. I mentioned Blue Waffles to my family doctor and he said he never heard of it. The main reason why I thought my daughter was affected is because even though she is only 10 years old, she looks like she’s in her 40s. Here’s a picture of my daughter.

blue waffles mother plea

Look at her, look at her hand. So when she showed me a blue colour near her inner thigh, and then I read the news online, I thought she got Blue Waffles. Turns out she just painted something for her homework and got her clothes dirty with blue paint and it seeped into her pants. The other mothers still call me “Blue Waffles Lady” to this day and I don’t want my embarrassment to happen to another concerned mother. If your daughter or son looks like they’re in their 40s…don’t assume they have Blue Waffles.

 

Please run to your doctor if you think you have blue waffles. The earlier you tell a professional, the faster they’ll tell you to apologize for wasting their time.